The 10 Worst Movies of 2022

The new year just wouldn’t be the new year without me eviscerating the previous year’s cinematic follies. So here I am, back again to do just that. Brace yourselves, I’m about to get nasty in here. This is the worst movies of the year list 2022, buckle in. 10. Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio Didn’t see […]

Ghostbusters

Kristen Wiig is living quite happily as a physics lecturer at a prestigious university, when her past in investigations into the paranormal threatens to bring it all crashing down. But in attempting to persuade her ex-colleague Melissa McCarthy to take the book they both wrote off Amazon she inadvertently gets sucked into starting a team […]

The Huntsman: Winter’s War

Ok so, before the events of Snow-white and the Huntsman Charlize Theron ruled the kingdom with her little sister Emily Blunt whom in a plot twist that is in no way like Frozen she gets ice related powers that are never really quantified or explained also in a way that is entirely different from Frozen. […]

Blackhat

When an unknown hacker starts to create worldwide panic when a nuclear facility in China is combusted shortly followed by the American stock market, Chris Hemsworth – convicted hacker genius – is brought out of prison to help the American and Chinese governments tack down this hacker.   There are some very interesting ideas in […]

Vacation

Ed Helms is Rusty Griswold, the father to a family of four. Noticing that his family are starting to drift apart he decides to drive across the country to Walleyworld in order to bring them all closer together. And then some stuff goes wrong, and hilarity does not ensue. Right let’s kick off with the […]

Avengers: Age of Ultron

After the most recent mission of the Avengers results in a near casualty Stark decides to create a sort of bodyguard system for earth, so that when the team can’t be there humanity will still be safe. However things go horribly wrong when the AI system decides that it actually would rather destroy the population […]

Avengers Assemble

When Thor’s evil brother Loki steals the tesseract with intentions of bringing about a huge scale alien invasion of earth, the greatest heroes of this world must team up to defeat him. With the sequel less than a week away now, what better time to revisit 2012’s highest grossing movie, and the third highest grossing […]

Cabin in the Woods

Five generic teen stereotypes (The one who is good at sports like, the female lead, the stoner comic relief, the guy with glasses and the female with boobs) go on a generic camping holiday to stay at a generic creepy shed, all of a sudden some generic zombies try to have them on toast. So, […]