Cabin in the Woods

Five generic teen stereotypes (The one who is good at sports like, the female lead, the stoner comic relief, the guy with glasses and the female with boobs) go on a generic camping holiday to stay at a generic creepy shed, all of a sudden some generic zombies try to have them on toast. So, […]

The Megashark Trilogy

The classic big shark movie trilogy, this is The Asylum’s flagship monster film series, spawning countless other shark and general sea beast movies like Sharknado and Megapiranha. If you want to watch a big-ass shark fighting some other big-ass animals who usually preside in water, this is your trilogy. Megashark vs Giant Octopus The one […]

Godzilla

From the director of the stylish independent alien film Monsters, comes a reboot of the classic Japanese monster film series Godzilla. The question on everybody’s lips was “Is it better than the last time America tried Godzilla (1998) ?”, it really really is. It would be hard pressed to be worse to be fair. Bryan […]

Sand Sharks

The mayor’s son wants to throw a beach festival, but there is a dangerous animal nearby that might make this difficult. The dangerous animal in question, as you may have guessed, is a shark. A shark who swims in the sand. This is a great edition to the already great array of modern b-movie shark […]

The Amazing Spiderman 1 & 2

A reboot of the Spiderman series, presumably sparked off purely by the downright poorness of Spiderman 3 that had been made only 5 years prior to The Amazing Spiderman. This time around there are some different foes, some of the same foes and a different girlfriend. The Amazing Spiderman Move aside Tobey Maguire, because now […]

Guardians of the Galaxy

A team of alien misfits containing a Racoon, a Tree, a Green Lady, a Chris Pratt and some big bloke who doesn’t understand metaphors, assemble to steal a glowing stone thing from a blue bloke, who is working for a purple bloke in order to save the galaxy. As you may have realised, the plot […]

Taxidermia

Hungarian body horror, in which we follow the lives of three generations of extremely odd individuals. Watch their increasingly strange exploits involving the erotic use of fire, a speed eating contest and a cat prison. Our story starts with a pervert, whose tale is basically an ongoing escalation of continually stranger methods to find sexual, […]

Transformers Franchise

The series of movies that made Michael Bay rich beyond belief, based on a popular children’s toy, comes the loudest, longest (10 hours and 13 minutes) and most downright stupid run of films yet known to man. Transformers (2007) Shia LaBeouf owns a car. Turns out it’s not a car it’s actually a transformer, there […]

This is The End

Follow Seth Rogen and friends as the apocalypse happens, and is sometimes funny. James Franco is having a party at his brand new swanky house, and some real life celebrities are invited, then apocalypse strikes, most celebs die and we are left with the six blokes on the front cover. This is less an actual […]

Sex Tape

With some comedies it’s a case of having a good idea, finding some funny actors and watching the rest write itself, with Sex Tape it’s more having two actors that can be funny, putting them together and hoping hilarity ensues. It doesn’t. In Sex Tape Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel are a couple madly in […]