Kong: Skull Island

John Goodman leads a team of scientists onto a previously unexplored island in order to map it out before the Russians have a chance to. However as you may have anticipated this mission does not go to plan and things go incredibly awry.   To my mind this is the Jurassic World movie that could […]

The Great Wall

Matt Damon is a Spanish? (he’s Russel Crowe-ing it a bit with the accent here) mercenary travelling china with his mate Pedro Pascal on the search for valuable black powder stuff. However they unwittingly find themselves on the Great Wall of China helping the Chinese army defend the country from a huge army of monsters. […]

Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens

The world has been free of Sharknados for five years now due to a massive technological advancement that allows the prevention of said nados (as they are often called) from even starting. However for no reason at all this technology stops working, and there are a whole bunch of nados ready to ravage Las Vegas. […]

The Sand

After a wild beach party over summer break a group of teenagers wake up to find all of their friends have disappeared, and when one girl attempts to walk across the sand the group realise the horrible reality of their situation – the very sand beneath their feet has eaten their friends.   Sounds amazing […]

The Hallow

With the Irish government planning to proceed with a mass deforestation in order to save themselves from bankruptcy, a family moves into a remote mill house just outside of the woods so the father may commence with his pre-deforestation work. However it would appear the woods do not wish to be removed, and this family […]

The Alien Franchise

So the other day I re-watched the entire Alien franchise (excluding Alien vs Predator because I enjoy life) and I figured I’d share my thoughts here. The Alien Franchise is quite an odd one, with huge gaps between films and containing not just one or two but four incredibly successful and well known directors. It’s […]

Lake Placid vs Anaconda

After some sort of genetic experiment involving one of lake Placid’s resident Alligators and one of the blood orchid breed of Anacondas (refers to that Anaconda sequel you hated) goes horribly wrong, a team of local wardens and their sheriff must fight against the odds to contain the beasts before they get to civilisation.   […]