Pitch Perfect 2

The Barden Bellas are going from strength to strength when all of a sudden they humiliate themselves in front of the president, they are essentially kicked out of the acapella community with their only shot at redemption being the prestigious world championships (a competition that no American team has ever won). Only adding to their […]

Poltergeist

After a family is forced to move home into a sub-urban estate they soon realise that their children are reacting pretty strangely to their new home, however they decide that it’s probably nothing to worry about (because this is a cliché horror movie and there would be no story if people reacted normally) only to […]

Moomins on the Riviera

The Moomins go on a sea adventure but become lost in a storm, eventually ending up at the classy Riviera where they unwittingly rent a room at the grand hotel. Little do they know that their every action will have a cost, both in terms of cash and relationships amongst themselves. Based on the Finnish […]

Taken

Liam Neeson is a bedraggled ex-government agent who is seeking to make up for lost time with his 17 year old daughter before she goes to college. However when she goes on a trip to Paris with the intention of following U2 on their European tour (ew) she is abruptly abducted by Albanians and Liam […]

Mad Max: Fury Road

When Charlize Theron begins a rescue mission for five “wives” of Immortan Joe – a strange evil dictator who rules over the people in his vicinity by controlling the water – she starts off an all-out vehicle war between the various peoples of this dry post-apocalyptic desert. Including Tom Hardy as a bedraggled hard man […]

Unfriended

A group of friends just enjoying an evening on skype find themselves caught up in what appears to be the bloody and violent revenge of their dead friend. A year on from Laura Barns’ suicide her skype account begins to make threats on the lives of who used to be her closest friends, however throughout […]

Big Game

When Oskari (Onni Tommila) sets about upon his coming of age hunting expedition deep in the woods of Finland, hen unwittingly becomes a part of a dastardly plot to capture and eventually assassinate the President of the United States (Samuel L Jackson). The two of them must team up if they are to survive the […]

The Paranormal Activity Franchise

So with Paranormal Activty 6 on its way shortly, I thought “why not? I’ve seen most of them.” And so, let’s go through the first five instalments of a franchise that started off with the most profitable movie of all time, and well hasn’t changed an awful lot since then. Paranormal Activity (2007) When a […]

Insectula!

When a giant blood-sucking mosquito-esque beasty arrives on earth due to the increased co2 omissions killing whoever gets in its way, Del a government agent who loses his soon to be wife to this monstrosity must team up with Dr Kempler to try and stop its rampage. However it soon becomes clear that perhaps Dr […]