Under the Shadow

A mother and daughter struggling to cope in war-torn 1980’s Tehran and the father figure of the family going away to fight, when a bomb comes crashing through the flat block’s roof. However it remains unexploded, but it hasn’t left without leaving lasting damage.   Under the Shadow proudly continues 2016’s terrific surge in horror […]

Criminal

Ryan Reynolds knows a bunch of stuff about an evil plot that will end the world (probably I can’t quite remember what said evil plot is) but he gets killed. So Gary Oldman and Tommy Lee Jones decide to transplant his memories into Kevin Costner because Costner’s just a thug who has space for this […]

The Neon Demon

Elle Fanning is a naive seeming aspiring model moving to Los Angeles to make it. When she arrives everyone who surrounds her tries to feed from her youth and beauty. Their need for what she has will take all of them to some very dark places.   I’d like to start off by saying that […]

Don’t Breathe

Three young adults down on their luck try to steal money from a house owned by a blind man. However it turns out very quickly that they may have bitten off more than they can chew.   Don’t Breathe is a brilliant example of stripped down, high concept, low budget horror film making at it’s […]

Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens

The world has been free of Sharknados for five years now due to a massive technological advancement that allows the prevention of said nados (as they are often called) from even starting. However for no reason at all this technology stops working, and there are a whole bunch of nados ready to ravage Las Vegas. […]

David Brent: Life on the Road

David Brent (Ricky Gervais) star of the British TV show The Office returns to the screen and is now being followed by a film crew documenting his attempt to become a rock star. Inevitably through a mix between Brent’s own horrific ineptitude and bad luck (with the former taking a far greater role) the tour […]

Sausage Party

Seth Rogen is a sausage named frank whom has been waiting all his life to enter the great beyond and be chosen by one of the gods (humans) with the bun he has fallen in love with named Brenda (Kristen Wiig). However when some Honey Mustard (Danny McBride) gets returned to the store he tells […]