The Worst 10 Movies of 2025

If you read my top ten list you have already heard me complain about the year’s films more than you might expect from a positive list. Well in the interest of fairness I will now write a bottom ten list that is unexpectedly uplifting and hopeful. Haha! I got you! That was of course a […]

The Top 10 Movies of 2025

Welcome one, welcome all, to the twelfth instalment of the most prestigious yearly top ten film list in all the land. Join me as I select my ten champions from what was frankly not a strong cinema year in my opinion. Disappointing works from previous guests of these lists (Eggers, Aster, one of the Safdies…) […]

The 10 Worst Movies of 2024

Last year I left the Clockwork Orange torture chamber of the Guardian of the Galaxy 3 a broken man. I vowed that day to make a change in my cinematic habits, for the sake of my soul. From that moment on I entered superhero strike, I have put up with their slime for long enough […]

The Top 10 Movies of 2024

Good Evening. Please settle down and join me around the warm hearth of my opinion. Before I begin dispensing the pleasantries a small honourable mention to a film I would’ve dearly loved to include in this list – but in truth didn’t have the bottle to do so – Megalopolis. Too deeply submerged in it’s […]

The 10 Worst Movies of 2023

Earlier this year I had something of a crisis revolving around this list. Ambling out of the cinema after viewing a certain movie, which for dramatic purposes shall remain nameless, I gazed forlornly into a shop window, and I asked my reflection “why do I keep doing this to myself”. If putting out a worst […]

The Top 10 Movies of 2023

Good Evening, Good Morning, Good Afternoon. Wherever you are, whenever you are, don’t worry. It is here, I am here, back with what is a historic 10th anniversary special edition of my top 10 movies of the year list. What makes it special, is there anything different to my normal top 10 list? Absolutely not. […]

The 10 Worst Movies of 2022

The new year just wouldn’t be the new year without me eviscerating the previous year’s cinematic follies. So here I am, back again to do just that. Brace yourselves, I’m about to get nasty in here. This is the worst movies of the year list 2022, buckle in. 10. Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio Didn’t see […]

The Top 10 Movies of 2022

Earlier this year Sight and Sound revealed the 100 greatest films of all time, now with a similar degree of esteem I present to you this: the 10 greatest movies of 2022. Please stop whatever insignificant task it is that you’re doing, put your feet up and join me, it is what you’ve been waiting […]

The 10 Worst Movies of 2021

Yes, the evil twin has arrived, now we’re done wistfully reminiscing the high points of the last year, let us instead wallow in the dreck. Let us dredge up painful memories of time wasted watching terrible movies and chastise those directors whom have afflicted us so. I hope you’re prepared, for I intend to pull […]

The Top 10 Movies of 2021

Hello my friends, I hope you’ve managed to tide yourselves over with all these other puny film lists from actual film media sources, but it’s ok, you can put your Empire magazine down, I’m here. The real top 10 2021 movies list has arrived. In this part of the intro you can pretend I said […]