Moana

A peaceful ancient Polynesian town has been silently ignoring tales told of a terrible curse sweeping across the ocean. However when the curse reaches the island leaving the people without fresh fruit or fish the chieftain’s daughter Moana (Auli’I Cravalho) is forced to venture beyond the reef to restore balance to the ocean.   Moana […]

Sausage Party

Seth Rogen is a sausage named frank whom has been waiting all his life to enter the great beyond and be chosen by one of the gods (humans) with the bun he has fallen in love with named Brenda (Kristen Wiig). However when some Honey Mustard (Danny McBride) gets returned to the store he tells […]

The BFG

Sophie is a lonely orphan girl who accidentally sees a huge giant out and about in the streets of London. He is forced to kidnap her and take her to giant country, but luckily he turns out to be a big friendly giant (that’s the title innit) and the two of them form an unlikely […]

Zoolander 2

When an antagonistic force starts killing off celebrities, Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson are called out of retirement to reprise their roles from like fifteen years ago (Christ was it that long ago??) and stop whatever it is that is killing these celebs. Although to be honest I’m surprised anyone survived this abomination.   Zoolander […]

The Huntsman: Winter’s War

Ok so, before the events of Snow-white and the Huntsman Charlize Theron ruled the kingdom with her little sister Emily Blunt whom in a plot twist that is in no way like Frozen she gets ice related powers that are never really quantified or explained also in a way that is entirely different from Frozen. […]

The Angry Birds Movie

A bunch of birds (off the app yeah) live on an island called “bird Island” and they all live quite happily together apart from Red who is kind of irritable. One day some pigs come to the island, having travelled from “Pig Island”, and seem dead friendly although Red doesn’t like them because they crushed […]