Approaching the Unknown

Essentially The Martian’s edgy emo younger brother. Mark Strong is the virtuoso scientist that will be manning humanity’s first trip to mars, for it is he who created a device that lets you create water from dust. On the way there he will encounter all sorts of difficulties, and may begin to question his own […]

Zoolander 2

When an antagonistic force starts killing off celebrities, Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson are called out of retirement to reprise their roles from like fifteen years ago (Christ was it that long ago??) and stop whatever it is that is killing these celebs. Although to be honest I’m surprised anyone survived this abomination.   Zoolander […]

X-Men: Apocalypse

When the world’s first ever mutant (Apocalypse [Oscar Isaac]) awakens from a slumber that started in Ancient Egypt, the x-men must assemble to stop him destroying the world in order to rid it of sin in his eyes. But Apocalypse is also assembling a team of four horsemen, will the X-men be able to defeat […]

Zootopia

Judy Hopps (Ginnifer Goodwin) is a very driven and aspirational rabbit who is told in the big city of Zootropolis (or Zootopia I don’t really know) you can be whatever you want to be, and so she becomes the city’s first ever Rabbit police officer. However she soon discovers she is merely a token bunny […]

The Huntsman: Winter’s War

Ok so, before the events of Snow-white and the Huntsman Charlize Theron ruled the kingdom with her little sister Emily Blunt whom in a plot twist that is in no way like Frozen she gets ice related powers that are never really quantified or explained also in a way that is entirely different from Frozen. […]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows

Shunned by society despite their heroics in the first film, the turtles struggle with their position as masked vigilantes never to be accepted by the real world. Meanwhile Shredder teams up with mad scientist Tyler Perry in order to contact another dimension? I think?   First of all I didn’t watch the film instalment of […]

The Nice Guys

Two completely different private eyes (Russel Crowe and Ryan Gosling) must team up in odd circumstances to investigate the disappearance of a porn star in 1970’s Los Angeles.   The trailer to the Nice Guys was exceptional promising, making the film appear like a fast paced and hilarious caper film. However the film itself is […]