Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2

Coming straight off the back of one of their adventures, the gang find themselves with a broken ship stranded on some planet. However help soon arrives, in the form of Kurt Russell claiming to be Chris Pratt’s dad. Various well-sound tracked space shenanigans follow.   Ok so disclaimer first of all, I don’t like the […]


Chris Pratt is a passenger on an interstellar spacecraft travelling to a new earth. However a malfunction means that he wakes up 90 years too early. He must now try to survive on his own on this slightly malfunctioning spaceship, or is he on his own?   Chris Pratt, Jennifer Lawrence, Sci-Fi romance – what […]

The Magnificent Seven

A village is being continually ransacked by Peter Sarsgaard and so seek the assistance of gun for hire Denzel Washington. Denzel is initially hesitant about aiding the town due to the meagre monetary reward for such heroic acts but eventually he decides to help save the town bringing with him six other characters.   Now, […]

Jurassic World

22 years after the events of Jurassic Park Isla Nublar is now a fully functioning Dino-theme park. However after many years of great success studies have suggested the public are no longer wowed by dinosaurs, they want something bigger and more impressive. This forces geneticists to create their own dinosaur, designed to be larger and […]


Joaquin Phoenix is a lonely writer going through a difficult divorce, who decides to upgrade his operating system to some form of AI, which happens to have the voice of Scarlett Johansson. The two then start to form a relationship, struggling past physical and mental obstacles. I initially thought before seeing this movie that it […]

Guardians of the Galaxy

A team of alien misfits containing a Racoon, a Tree, a Green Lady, a Chris Pratt and some big bloke who doesn’t understand metaphors, assemble to steal a glowing stone thing from a blue bloke, who is working for a purple bloke in order to save the galaxy. As you may have realised, the plot […]