Kong: Skull Island

John Goodman leads a team of scientists onto a previously unexplored island in order to map it out before the Russians have a chance to. However as you may have anticipated this mission does not go to plan and things go incredibly awry.   To my mind this is the Jurassic World movie that could […]

Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens

The world has been free of Sharknados for five years now due to a massive technological advancement that allows the prevention of said nados (as they are often called) from even starting. However for no reason at all this technology stops working, and there are a whole bunch of nados ready to ravage Las Vegas. […]

The Sand

After a wild beach party over summer break a group of teenagers wake up to find all of their friends have disappeared, and when one girl attempts to walk across the sand the group realise the horrible reality of their situation – the very sand beneath their feet has eaten their friends.   Sounds amazing […]

Jurassic Shark

A group of teens trying to expose an illegal oil drilling site get caught up with a group of criminals trying to steal a painting and a 16m long Megladon who has been released into a lake by the very oil drill the teens seek to expose. Join us again for the second feature in […]

Jurassic City

Some teenage girls are arrested after crashing into a police car while attempting to leave a hectic party without getting arrested. They then find themselves in a prison along with a notorious rapist and murderer, two drunk men, some other female convicts and some escaped dinosaurs. So Jurassic World is coming up, and I thought […]

Insectula!

When a giant blood-sucking mosquito-esque beasty arrives on earth due to the increased co2 omissions killing whoever gets in its way, Del a government agent who loses his soon to be wife to this monstrosity must team up with Dr Kempler to try and stop its rampage. However it soon becomes clear that perhaps Dr […]

The Megashark Trilogy

The classic big shark movie trilogy, this is The Asylum’s flagship monster film series, spawning countless other shark and general sea beast movies like Sharknado and Megapiranha. If you want to watch a big-ass shark fighting some other big-ass animals who usually preside in water, this is your trilogy. Megashark vs Giant Octopus The one […]