The 10 worst Movies of 2017

You’ve seen what the best ten movies from the year 2017 were ( unless you’ve been skipping blog posts you little scamps!), now get ready for the definitive bottom ten films of the year list. A place of darkness and sorrow, but mostly boredom – a whole lot of boredom. Before we dive head first […]

Assassin’s Creed

Ok bear with me folks, Michael Fassbender is the child of a former member of the Assassin’s guild and witnesses said father murder his mother at an early age. He grows up to be a violent lay about, but is abducted by some science group. They say that he is descended from a long line […]

X-Men: Apocalypse

When the world’s first ever mutant (Apocalypse [Oscar Isaac]) awakens from a slumber that started in Ancient Egypt, the x-men must assemble to stop him destroying the world in order to rid it of sin in his eyes. But Apocalypse is also assembling a team of four horsemen, will the X-men be able to defeat […]

Honourable Mentions 2015

Here are a few films I really loved that only just missed my top ten list of 2015. So, in no particular order (other than alphabetic), here they are: 99 Homes Beasts of No Nation Bill John Wick London Road Me and Earl and the Dying Girl Selma Shaun the Sheep Movie Slow West Spectre […]

Slow West

Kodi Smit-McPhee is a Scottish lad who has travelled to the centre of America to find his love who has fled there. He is soon taken under the wing of the bristly Michael Fassbender who is willing to serve as his guide although he would appear to possibly have other motives. 2015 is turning into […]

The Top 10 Films of 2014

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes A brilliant meld of astonishing cgi and a gripping tale of man vs ape (and also one of ape vs ape, and man vs man, man vs a lack in natural resources, and generally everyone vs that nobstick with the gun who started all the nonsense). I knew […]


Domhall Gleeson is an aspiring musician who chances his way into a psychedelic pop group headed by a charismatic and extremely odd papier mache head wearing Michael Fassbender. He soon finds out that he has maybe bitten off more than he can chew and it all goes a bit wrong. It’s actually very hard to […]