The 10 worst Movies of 2017

You’ve seen what the best ten movies from the year 2017 were ( unless you’ve been skipping blog posts you little scamps!), now get ready for the definitive bottom ten films of the year list. A place of darkness and sorrow, but mostly boredom – a whole lot of boredom. Before we dive head first […]

The Worst 10 movies of 2016

To every silver lining there is a cloud, to every yin a yang, to every top ten movies of the year list there is a bottom ten list. This here is one of said bottom ten lists. Be warned this is a list of movies so poor than Batman v Superman couldn’t make it in. […]

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

Eddie Redmayne is a British “magizoologist?” and writer whom is on a trip to the U.S.A. with a suitcase full of beasties. However old Eddie manages to swap suitcases with “nomaj” (muggle) Dan Fogler a couple of said beasties escape and start to wreak havoc upon 1920’s New York. Together with ex-“auora?” Katherine Waterston they […]

Alice Through the Looking Glass

Ok folks here goes. So Alice (Mia Wasikowska) at the end of the Tim Burton’s film Alice in Wonderland went back to the normal world, and is now a pirate. However her pirating days are numbered by that bloke from the first film who she didn’t marry (Leo Bill) when he makes her become a […]

The Worst 10 Films of 2015

Ok so yes 2015 was one the best and most successful years for film in living memory but it wasn’t all good. Actually there was quite a lot of bad. Welcome all to my top 10 list of the best films from 2015.   Vacation Vacation really is terribly dull. It’s not funny, it’s not […]

Black Mass

Black Mass tells the true story of notorious south Boston gangster Whitey Bulger (Johnny Depp) who teams up with the FBI in order to defeat a mafia family invading his turf. The film follows his rise and fall through his relationship with John Connolly (Joel Edgerton), his childhood friend who would become his FBI contact. […]

Mortdecai

Johnny Depp is an aristocratic moustachioed twit. He gets mixed up with some kind of art heist involving some Russian mobsters, a famous nymphomaniac and an insurmountable quantity of scenes containing Depp being a buffoon. I’m going to be honest with you, I had to read the Wikipedia page to realise what the plot actually […]