The 10 worst Movies of 2017

You’ve seen what the best ten movies from the year 2017 were ( unless you’ve been skipping blog posts you little scamps!), now get ready for the definitive bottom ten films of the year list. A place of darkness and sorrow, but mostly boredom – a whole lot of boredom. Before we dive head first […]


Chris Pratt is a passenger on an interstellar spacecraft travelling to a new earth. However a malfunction means that he wakes up 90 years too early. He must now try to survive on his own on this slightly malfunctioning spaceship, or is he on his own?   Chris Pratt, Jennifer Lawrence, Sci-Fi romance – what […]

X-Men: Apocalypse

When the world’s first ever mutant (Apocalypse [Oscar Isaac]) awakens from a slumber that started in Ancient Egypt, the x-men must assemble to stop him destroying the world in order to rid it of sin in his eyes. But Apocalypse is also assembling a team of four horsemen, will the X-men be able to defeat […]

The Golden Globes 2016

So the other day that awards show that nobody really cares about but enjoys watching happened. Of course I am talking about the Golden Globes. So if you didn’t watch it or just have like two or three minutes to kill, here are all of the film awards with some added pseudo analysis from myself. […]


Jennifer Lawrence is a bright young woman who is being held back from her true potential by her dysfunctional family. She lives in a house with her grandma, both of her divorced parents, her ex-husband and her two children. She is stuck in a rut, but at the very point at which she thinks she […]

The Golden Globe Nominations 2016

Ok, so The Golden Globes have announced their nominations, and because of the roaring success this post was last time I did it here is round 2. I hope you are all ready.   Best Picture Carol – Not seen it, looks good though. Mad Max: Fury Road – What a pleasant surprise. It won’t […]

X-Men: Days of Future Past

An x-men film that manages to be a prequel, a sequel and a reboot, all at the same time. In the distant future (I think they decided X-men 3 is no longer cannon or something, or something to do with time travel happened or something) in which Professor X, Magneto and few other surviving mutants […]